You watched WHAT?

Marissah has been studying Greek mythology in school. They've watched a few movies and read some stories and I've always laughed when she's told me which ones they just covered because she has trouble pronouncing the names. Last night beat everything else though. I asked what she did in school and she said: "We watched a movie. You know, that one about Uterus and whoever." I laughed until I thought I'd pee my pants and then finally, through some questioning, learned that she mean Eurydice. She was very offended that Mike and I laughed at her, but we pointed out it's no different from the family tale we tell about Micah calling a Texaco station "Testicle."