A Louisiana town passed an interesting law this week. They've made the "offense" of wearing sagging pants that show a person's underwear (or "private parts" as the mayor called them) punishable by up to six months in jail and a $500 fine. Read it here.
Now, of course I can't say I agree with this new law. Let's save jail space for the assholes who really deserve it: rapists, murderers, drug dealers and deadbeat parents. But let's have a little fun with this.....
When I rule the world garments containing more than 5% Spandex will be banned on anyone who weighs over 100 pounds. Yeah, that's pretty much everyone and for a damn good reason, too! Spandex doesn't look good on anyone with even a little meat on their bones.
Speedos? We'll never have to see them again once I'm Queen of Everything. Well, maybe I can make an exception for competitive swimmers and divers because, in my opinion, swimmers are extremely sexy and I enjoy seeing their bodies. But they will never be allowed on a public beach again!
Crocs. See previous post.
What would you ban if you ruled the world?
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I love your list, and would impose those laws, as well, if I were Queen...but let me add these:
-I would never allow anyone to show the top of their thong underwear above their waistband. Ever.
-Camel-toe would be punishable by death.
-Women would not be allowed to dye the top of their hair white-blond while leaving the bottom part black.
Yes! Yes!!!
I'm not sure what I'd ban, but I'm so "un-withit that I didn't know what "camel-toe" was and had to ask my husband what it was and THANK GOODNESS my kids were too busy to hear me. :::head hanging low::: I need to go bed. Off with my walker.
~Brenda~
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