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The Heathenville Chief of Police (a.k.a. Mommy) has issued an all points bulletin for Froggy B. Froggy was last seen Wednesday night prior to bed time. He has not been seen since. A suspect was heard threatening to stuff Froggy in the toilet. The suspect, who is short, blond and six-years-old denies any knowledge of Froggy's whereabouts. A thorough search has been executed, but Froggy was not found. Froggy is 18 inches tall, has green skin and one eye. He was last seen wearing nothing. If you see Froggy, please call the Heathenville Police Dept.