Caribou Barbie

I heard a radio disc jockey call Sarah Palin "Caribou Barbie" today and it opened so many doors for me. Can you imagine the marketing possibilities? Caribou Barbie with her husband, The First Dude. It would be like the Sunshine Family
for the new millennium. They could come with a little igloo, a family snowmachine instead of a minivan, and the obligatory his-and-hers M-16s. Of course, the set would have to come with a picture of Russia in the background, since Caribou Barbie can see Russia from her house! And don't forget the kids!!! Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig will be immortalized too, just like Skipper! The whole family can cavort by their very own oil well while they hunt moose and polar bears (who says global warming is what's killing the polar bears, anyway?).