Why Aaron Doesn't Want to be a Clown

Yesterday on the way home from school, out of nowhere, Aaron informed me he doesn't want to be a clown when he grows up. I never know what's going to come out of that little mouth next (sometimes it's really bad), but I asked him why anyway.

"Well," he started. "First I would have to learn how to throw a pie at someone without hurting them. Then, I'd have to learn how to ride a unicycle! Then, I'd have to learn how to walk in those big shoes. I'd have to put make-up on. And then, I'd have to buy a red nose, too!"

So, I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief. He won't be attending clown school when he grows up after all! ;)